To: 2K Games
From: Concerned Mums
Dear Mr 2000 Games, I was writing you this email to show my utter disgust and upmost fear towards one of your television video games that my son has been playing. The vile video game in question is your ‘Grand Thief Autos number 4’. After watching my son Rodney play I could barely control my fear and anger. This supposed form of entertainment is destroying my sons mind right in my own home. Right on the very television and entertainment console I use to watch my ‘Heartbeats’ DVD discs on! This game is teaching my son to do crimes that I could not even dream of!!! I was watching and the game actually suggested that he should turn his cars high beams on, despite the street being well lit and another car in front of him!!! My neighbour Susan even said that she heard that it has a street rap music radio station! The streets belong outside, not in my floral living room! I even saw the character Nikolas park his car in front of a fire hydrant… How many people must burn to get the high score I wonder?! Rodney even payed at a toll booth by throwing in the change from almost a meter away, CARELESS! He now rushes his homework and hits our labradoodle Peter with a wet towel. These are just some of the countless things I have witnessed my now ruined son Rodney doing. His mind is already so corrupt that I have given up on him and sent him to live with his father, who; might I ad lives in PRISON so luckily Rodney now knows how to fit right in. THANKS
I hope you are happy with yourselves.
~ Concerned Mother
Can’t laugh. Too busy shooting pedestrians.
1 | nine May 9th, 2008 at 12:43 ami killed my parents and my sister after playing this game, and they didnt complain.
2 | wtf May 9th, 2008 at 12:57 amsome people.
Hehe, nice :)
Too bad I have to wait six months for the PC version… or I’m just going to score myself a PS3 soon.
3 | Joerdgs May 9th, 2008 at 3:59 amI have a hot rod PC, but no hot rod consoles (I have Wii, that doesn’t count)
So, I’m reduced to living out GTA4 vicariously through the blog posts of others.
6 months for the PC version? Where did you hear this?
4 | Wormbrain May 9th, 2008 at 10:36 pmI too am one of the lucky ones to vicariously enjoy GTA IV. I hope they don’t make the system requirements top end stuff if they do release in 6 months for pc. I’m about to shell out £300-400 for an upgrade, I don’t want to have to wait another 6 months and then do it all over again.
Enjoyable post also XD
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